Showing posts with label english. Show all posts
Showing posts with label english. Show all posts

Thursday, October 4

The ten most hated words on the Internet

The Internet has much to answer for, but one of its chiefest sins is its relentless stupifidication of the English language. And no, I did not just make up the word "stupifidication."

UK pollsters YouGov have just completed a survey on the web's most-hated words, the abominations that threaten to turn English into a long series of "plzkthxbye" utterances. At the top of the list (and rightly so) is the word "folksonomy." It's followed by:

* Blogosphere
* Blog
* Netiquette
* Blook (don't ask)
* Webinar
* Vlog
* Social Networking
* Cookie
* Wiki

By Nate Anderson

Friday, March 9

Shayari Sms

Hindi Shayari Sms

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin
aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai…
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EK sher BY doctor="Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai.."
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Shayari:
Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se, Jo ped NE kaha patto se, Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta Hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de!
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Kaun kehta hai ki is duniya mei majbut irade wale log nahin milenge. aap mere is dost ko hi dekh lijiye, duniya idhar se udhar ho jaye pr yeh sms nahin karenge..
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Hum 1bar jite h
1bar marte h
1bar pyar karte h
Shadi b 1bar karte h
Jab har kam 1bar karte h to
apko MISS kyun bar-2 karte hai..
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no sweet
thoughts to
forward
no cute
graphics
to send
just a
CARING HEART
saying..
THEEK HO NA AAP ..
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,,*,,

(’.') each msg u
(¥) send me
.!!. night & day

kééps my loneliness away.
And there’s 1 thing i want 2 say.. “THANKS, 4 makin ME part of ur day!”
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Mahek Mohabat ki kabhi KUM nahi Hoti,
Mohabat se Zindagi kabhi KUM nahi Hoti,
Saath Zindagi mein ho agar Aapka tu,
Zindagi Jannat Se KUM nahi Hoti…………..!!!
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I l I lo I lov I love I love you… I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals
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