Thursday, April 20

F*ck Off!

Keep f*cking off

Keep f*cking off until you get to a gate with a sign saying "You cant f*ck off past here"

An Apology from Hospital

Dear Sir,
We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on your pen*s showed it was not cancerous 
It was lipstick.
We deeply regret the amputation.

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