Happy Birthday Balloons of Breath

Balloons are so weird...

"Happy Birthday ... here's a plastic sack full of my breath"

What's in a name Dud!

Why to change name to meet the desi parents !!?

Speechless Stupidity

My silence dosen't mean I agree with you. 

..

Your level of stupidity rendered me Speechless! 

Global Opinions n Quotes on Marriage

A few interesting

GLOBAL OPINIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE :

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

– Al Gore 😛😛

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

– Socrates 😝😝

Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them.

– Mike Tyson 😝😝

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs 📄with me.

– Bill Clinton 😉😉

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

– Michael Jordan 😜

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

– Barack Obama😳😳

When you are in love,

Wonders happen.

But once you get married,

You wonder, what happened.

😜

🍁And the best one …

"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer".

😜😂🍁

Have a wonderful day !!

Parking

How to park your car in 2-wheeler parking !

Eventful Dinner International

At a Diplomats' dinner, a  waiter  tripped and shattered the beautiful plate in which he was carrying a large turkey.

 Hushed silence turned into a roar of  laughter, when the quick-witted Diplomat  announced:

"Gentlemen ! 

You have just witnessed 4 major international events happening :-

Fall of Turkey

Breakup of China

Spillage of Greece 

 and

Frustration of Hungary !

😀

Creative In-store Product Placements

For Extra Safety, Baby Products i got from store today for Moods 

Victoria's Secret Masks

Face Mask by Victoria's Secret 😜