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Friday, October 30

Social Oxymorons

*English is full of contradictions....*

Here are some funny oxymorons ! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

 1) Found Missing
 2) Open Secret
 3) Small Crowd
 4) Act Naturally
 5) Clearly Misunderstood
 6) Fully Empty
 7) Pretty Ugly
 8) Seriously Funny
 9) Only Choice
10) Original Copies
11) Exact Estimate
12) Tragic Comedy
13) Foolish Wisdom
14) Liquid Gas
15) happily married

*And The newest Mother of all Oxymorons is -

16) "Social Distancing"

Saturday, October 24

Happy Birthday Balloons of Breath

Balloons are so weird...
"Happy Birthday ... here's a plastic sack full of my breath"

Thursday, October 22

What's in a name Dud!

Why to change name to meet the desi parents !!?

Speechless Stupidity

My silence dosen't mean I agree with you. 
..
Your level of stupidity rendered me Speechless! 

Tuesday, October 20

Global Opinions n Quotes on Marriage

A few interesting
GLOBAL OPINIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE :

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
– Al Gore πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
– Socrates 😝😝

Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them.
– Mike Tyson 😝😝

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs πŸ“„with me.
– Bill Clinton πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
– Michael Jordan 😜

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
– Barack Obama😳😳

When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
😜

🍁And the best one …

"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer".

πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ
Have a wonderful day !!


Thursday, October 15

Parking

How to park your car in 2-wheeler parking !

Monday, October 12

Eventful Dinner International

At a Diplomats' dinner, a  waiter  tripped and shattered the beautiful plate in which he was carrying a large turkey.

 Hushed silence turned into a roar of  laughter, when the quick-witted Diplomat  announced:

"Gentlemen ! 
You have just witnessed 4 major international events happening :-

Fall of Turkey
Breakup of China
Spillage of Greece 
 and
Frustration of Hungary !
πŸ˜€

Wednesday, September 23

Creative In-store Product Placements

For Extra Safety, Baby Products i got from store today for Moods