Tourists

Women tourists 

vs.

Men tourists

Captain's Apartment

Confession

Lawyer: To prove my client was at home, I would like present his internet search history from that evening.

Nerd Client: 

Alive Certificate

A pensioner received a letter from Branch Manager stating 

" Thanks for promptly submitting this year's life certificate."

"But, Sorry to inform you that we have lost your last year's life certificate in our record and  the Bank's Inspector has pointed it out in his report." 

"Please submit a certified copy of the same if available with you. Alternatively submit a declaration that *you were alive last year also*"

*Pensioners reply*

"Dear Sir, 

Thank you very much for acknowledgement of my this year's Life Certificate."

"I'm equally sorry to inform you that I do not have any copy of last year's Life Certificate."

"I'm also not in a position to furnish any declaration regarding last year because due to my bad memory, despite trying hard, I'm not able to recollect as to whether I was alive last year or not. The inconvenience caused is deeply regretted.

 Regards."

Guernica - Who did it?

*GUERNICA*

During the Nazi occupation of Paris, Pablo Picasso was taken to be "interrogated" by a special branch of Gestapo that had been set up to handle intellectuals and artists.

The officer who confronted Picasso, in spite of being a Gestapo thug, was almost polite, spoke good French and seemed even educated. A rarity.

The Nazi policeman gestured Picasso to sit in front of his desk, then he produced a photo of the now world famous "Guernica", the large painting that depicts Picasso's take on the Nazi bombing of the Spanish town of the same name during the Spanish Civil War.

With that facial expression that at the same time betrays tolerance toward a recognized genius and anger for his misdeed, the Nazi pointed at the photo and said with a harsh voice:

"Picasso! Have you done this?"

The reply of Picasso was worthy of a genius.

Said he:

*"No, you did it!*

*I only painted it".*

Girls Bike Number Plate

Girls Bike Number Plate

Thats for sure for boys trailing these hotties!!

Social Distancing SOP

McDonalds ain't messing around with covid pandemic and Social Distancing

 

Keeping up with Current News

Me trying to keep up with Current News about world disasters, civil unrests and potential life-ending viruses