Friday, August 12

New Words Signboard

The more you look at this sign board, the more you will find the new words! 
Nokiya
Mobile Repear 
#Cell Paint
#Mobile Sails
#Sony Erection
#Downlouding
Abailabul
Samesang
#Eye Phone

Wednesday, July 13

Dear Problems

seen on windshield of a car,

"Dear problems, give me some discounts, I am your regular customer"

Sunday, June 26

Like A Phone Number

Work until your Bank Balance 
Looks like a Phone Number

Thursday, June 16

Monday, June 6

Court Evidence of Viagra thieves

Big visgra shipment was stolen. Cops looking for gang of 'hardened' criminals.
Will the evidence stand in court trial?

Thursday, May 26

Driving Skill

Remember the days when you first started driving and everything was scary.
Now you are speeding over 80 and putting salsa on your taco!

Sunday, May 22

Saturday, May 7

Passion at 95 with Warning!

Passionate Sex at 95....! And warning too 😂😂

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Jenny went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. 

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning'. 

Horrified, Jenny told her grandmother that people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.. It was just the right rhythm.. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply *in* on the Ding and *out* on the Dong.'

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued........ 'He'd still be alive if the damn fire engine had not passed by'.
 🤣😂😜

Sunday, April 24

Larry the Fighter Pilot n Sarah

Teacher of class 3rd grade  asks Larry n Sarah What they want to be When they grow up.

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