Fired for Cup Size!!

Why I was fired!?

Well, for the company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues,

we could have alcohol but only One drink per person.

I was fired for the CUPS-size ordered!

3 F Rules for Life

3 Rules of Life

1. F*ck. 

2. Don't give a f*ck. 

3. Don't get f*cked over.

 

Bumper Sticker - Brake Warning

Beware! This car brakes at every liquor storr.!

Tonite's Wedding Dinner

Pussy! WTF!

Lesson from Thai cave rescue

(on a lighter but naughty note)

Grocery Shopping Flash Reminder

Thank you young flasher for reminding to buy baby carrots .. hahaha

Goldfish

Caught a gold fish today.

But some haters will say it's mango seed.

No Warning Shot!

Due to price increase on ammo,

Do not expect a Warning Shot!

Thank you for understanding,

 

The Fourth Ape

Finally the fourth ape!

He is the sum of the first three apes.

He sees nobody, hears nobody and speaks to nobody!

Being a RCB fan

Bimbo

Moms can come back with sexist remarks, too.

 

2 pieces of 'Married' Advice

Never laugh at your wife's choice 

Wife's prayer

Dear God, don't let my husband be home when my online shopping orders are delivered.

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