Friday, May 31

Boy Rejects Girls' Rainy Offer

Boy with morals or did he reject her offer on seeing her legs!!?

Drunken at Heaven's Gates

A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes.

The Lady said - "Tell me!!!  If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor... Do you think the Lord will let you in ???"

"My good woman" passionately holding her hand, said the man, "When I go to Heaven I expect to leave my breath behind."

*Moral* 
Drinkers are practical people. 
Kindly Respect them!!

Thursday, May 30

Legends of Football


Legendary Football misses!

Finest Irish Death Wish

An old Irish wish, When I die, will you pour the finest bottle of Irish whiskey on my grave? 

Friend's bladderful reply,....

Tuesday, May 28

Maids shortage in India

Reasons for problem of maids in India

Friday, May 24

Messy Sunder

Messy and Sunder (beautiful) people in one pic!

Quantum Physics and Spirituality

Quantum Physics and Spirituality ✨

7 things that affect your vibrational frequency from the point of view of physics.
Vibration in quantum physics means that everything is energy. Any feeling causes you to emit a vibration that can be positive or negative.

1st - *The Thoughts*.
Every thought you have emits a frequency to the Universe, and that frequency returns to the origin, in this case you! So if you have negative thoughts and sadness this will all come back to you. That is why it is so important that you take care of the quality of your thoughts and learn to cultivate more positive thoughts.

2nd - *The Companies*.
People around you have a direct influence on your frequency. If you stand beside cheerful people, you too will enter into this vibration, now if you surround yourself with complaining and pessimistic people, be careful! For they may be lowering their vibrational frequency.

3th - *The Songs*.
Songs are very powerful. Pay attention to the lyrics of the songs you listen to and remember: you attract into your life exactly what you vibrate.

4th - *Things You Watch*.
When you watch programs that address misfortune. Your brain accepts it as a reality and releases all the chemistry in your body, causing your vibrational frequency to be affected. Watch things that do you good.

5th - *The Environment*. Whether at home or at work, if you spend a lot of your time in a messy, dirty environment, it will also affect your frequency. Improve what is around you.
Show the Universe that you are fit to receive much more. Take care of what you already have!

6th - *The Speech*.
If you complain or speak badly about things and people, that also affects you. Eliminate the habit of complaining and speaking ill of others. Take Responsibility for the Choices of Your Life.

7th - *Gratitude*.
Gratitude positively affects your frequency, this is a habit you should incorporate right now into your life. Start to thank for everything. Gratitude opens the door for good things to flow positively into your life.

Friday, May 10

Awesome Bodyart

Johannes Stotter displays his art on Live models as his canvas of beautiful artistic strokes.

Wednesday, May 8

Oxymorons

Oxymorons
 
An oxymoron is a phrase comprised of two words that seem to contradict one another. They are more prevalent in writing than one would imagine. Just check out these examples of...
 
Oxymorons:
 
Extinct Life
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Computer security
Political science
Tight slacks
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
Rap music
Working vacation
Microsoft Works

Monday, May 6

Brilliant PR study material

Anybody wanting to get into the PR business must study this. As Brilliant as it is hilarious!! -

No matter which side of the AISLE you're on, THIS is FUNNY! 

Judy Wallman Trump, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree.  She discovered that President Donald Trump's great, great uncle, Remus Trump, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.  Both Judy and President Trump share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows  in Montana territory.  On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: "Remus Trump, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889."

So Judy recently e-mailed the President for information about their great, great uncle, Remus.

Believe it or not, President Trump's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research:

"Remus Trump was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad.  Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

Now THAT is how it's done, Folks!

Saturday, May 4

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