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Thursday, September 16

How to See God in Space

Astronaut in space, 'I See No God Up Here'
Netizen suggested to remove his helmet.

Monday, September 13

Wine in Pill Form

Someone offered me grapes. But I declined.
I'm not used to consume swine in Pill form.

Sunday, September 12

Cop's Reason for Delay in Arrest!

Lawyer in court, "Wife shot her husband because he stepped on her freshly mopped floor?"
Policeman, "That is correct"
Lawyer, "And it took twenty minutes for you to arrest her! Why?"
Policeman, "The floor was still wet!"