Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts

Thursday, May 20

News Headlines

A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, all under the eyes of her screaming parents:

A biker jumps off his *Harley*, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A BBC reporter, Laura Kuenssberg, had watched the whole event.

Laura, addressing the Harley rider says. "Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life."

The Harley rider replies. "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

Miss Kuenssberg. "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a BBC journalist, you know and tomorrow's News will run this story. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?"

 The biker replies. "I'm a British Army veteran, a Conservative and I voted for Brexit."

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker turns on BBC News to see if it indeed brings news of his actions.
 
*BBC Headline*: RIGHT-WING UK VETERAN ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

And THAT pretty much sums up the BBC's approach to the news especially  on India these days... *And that of most of Indian media*

Wednesday, April 28

Social Media Life Effects

If you take seriously this social media Stuff, you weren't hugged enough as a Child, 
and,
Probably not getting fucked enough as an Adult!

Wednesday, October 31

25 Inappropriate Restaurant Names

25 Inappropriate Restaurant Names

toss my salad

A restaurant only has its name to sell itself on if you’ve never been there before or heard a recommendation.  A place like McDonald’s isn’t telling you much, but it’s also not telling you it serves ass pie.  There are people out there who could learn some lessons from that.

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