Monday, September 13

Wine in Pill Form

Someone offered me grapes. But I declined.
I'm not used to consume swine in Pill form.

Sunday, September 12

Cop's Reason for Delay in Arrest!

Lawyer in court, "Wife shot her husband because he stepped on her freshly mopped floor?"
Policeman, "That is correct"
Lawyer, "And it took twenty minutes for you to arrest her! Why?"
Policeman, "The floor was still wet!"

Tuesday, August 17

IQ 140 can find The Five Differences

Only people with IQ level 140 can find the Five Differences 

Proof of Global Warming

Women Innerwear Fashion designers have been giving the proof of Global Warming

Wednesday, July 28

Friday, July 23

Friday Beer Jokes

*Ultimate arrogance😂*

4 CEOs of  big beer companies meet for a drink. 

The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Amstel orders a Amstel. 

When it is Heineken's president  turn to order he orders a soda. 

Why didn't you order Heineken everyone asks? 

Nah, he replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I !!
😜🍻

Friday, July 16

Wednesday, July 14

Funny Wrestling

Wrestling fun! 
Trying to plug in the HDMI without looking behind the TV! 

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