A Perfect Man

*A Perfect Man*

- wakes up at 5 am everyday

- exercises everyday

- makes his own bed

- cleans his room

- works sincerely

- does not touch alcohol

- helps in the kitchen

- does not indulge in night life

- is always punctual

- prays daily

- reads

- hits the bed at 9 pm sharp.

These men are found in Central jail.

Cheers

Unmarried Dilemma

An unmarried person's reply to a Toilet Engaged sign :-)

Vocabulary - Airgasm

New word vocabulary - Airgasm

Anatomy of a Bureaucrat

A Bureaucrat's Anatomy

German and Punjabi Language Similarity!

Handle with Care

VorSichtig Behandalen!

Grow Balls Quote

Famous woman quote: 

Balls are weak and sensitive! Grow vagina if you realy wanna get tough. Those things take a quite a pounding!! 

Friday Night Movie

Friday and a Movie, You in??

Hot Buns

Delivered hot cross buns 

Greta Thunberg's says No to Chinese Chopsticks

Greta Thunberg's tells Chinese to Stop using Chopsticks as trees are cut to make them. 

Chinese replied that chopsticks are made from bamboo which is a plant, and also adviced her to Stop wiping her as with toilet paper as paper is  made from trees.

Health Tests Report

Doctor on seeing the patients medical tests report, "High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to a potato chip!!"

Employee's Messaging Skills

An employee messaged her boss about leave telling him she was pregnant who was at WFH.