Truism

July 21st, 2016 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

Truisms for those of us who are mature!!

– Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.

– I changed my password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget it the computer will say, “Your password is incorrect.”

– Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

– I’m great at multi-tasking–I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

– If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

– Doesn’t expecting the unexpected mean that the unexpected is actually expected?

– Take my advice — I’m not using it.

– Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.

– Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

– I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it’s been doing is gathering dust.

– Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more-talented fool.

– If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

– A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

– Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

– When I married Ms. Right, I had no idea her first name was Always.

– My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver’s test–the other two guys managed to jump out of her way.

– There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

– Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

– Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

– He who laughs last thinks slowest.

– Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?

– Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

– I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

– Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

– The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

Celebrities’ Incredible Puberty

May 23rd, 2015 / Comments Off on Celebrities’ Incredible Puberty / by FUKKAD!

Kids to Celebrities before n after Puberty!!
girls celeb kids puberty - jennifer lawrence - minka kelly

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Dangers of Selfie Sticks

May 21st, 2015 / Comments Off on Dangers of Selfie Sticks / by FUKKAD!

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Self-indulgence has crazy side-effects and consequences!
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First Kiss

April 7th, 2015 / Comments Off on First Kiss / by FUKKAD!

first kiss

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Its My Choice, Baby!

April 7th, 2015 / Comments Off on Its My Choice, Baby! / by FUKKAD!

Use my finger or not, Its my choice!
its my choice

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50 Ways to Bore, Irritate, or Confuse a Man

October 13th, 2014 / Comments Off on 50 Ways to Bore, Irritate, or Confuse a Man / by FUKKAD!

50 Ways to Bore, Irritate, or Confuse a Man
This April’s Cosmo has an article featuring 50 Ways to Seduce a Man (In a Minute or Less). I would have thought “Consent” would be enough, but apparently Cosmo needed to dig deeper:

“We asked readers to share, and we must say that you ladies are some wickedly creative vixens. Steal these quickie tricks (a few are from experts too), and let them inspire countless new ones.”

1. I had just bought this new perfume. I gave my guy a whiff, then challenged him to find the patch of my body where I had spritzed it.

Either it’s somewhere fun, in which case we’ll find it in about 2 seconds, or else we don’t care, either way, your game sucks.

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Freaky Rain Dance on Wet Street

October 13th, 2014 / Comments Off on Freaky Rain Dance on Wet Street / by FUKKAD!


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Texting in Class

August 30th, 2014 / Comments Off on Texting in Class / by FUKKAD!

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Original way to text in classroom

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20 Creepiest Things To Whisper In Ear When Giving Hug

July 5th, 2014 / Comments Off on 20 Creepiest Things To Whisper In Ear When Giving Hug / by joker

20 Creepiest things you can whisper in someone else’s ear when giving them a hug!

Creepy words to whispers

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Kick@ss Life Quotes

July 3rd, 2014 / Comments Off on Kick@ss Life Quotes / by FUKKAD!

take deep breath and walk away from dumb@ss

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes,…..

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