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Friday, September 13

3 Fkucing Laws of Management

*3 Fucking Laws of Management


If you learn them, no one can beat you in Corporate Management, but unfortunately even Harvard Business School do not teach them...*🤔!

1. *Fucking Law of Delivery Time -* No matter how hard and fast you fuck, the child comes after 9 months.
*Moral -* Pressurizing does not alter delivery period.

2. *Fucking Law of Direction -* Even though both holes  are nearby, if by a wrong shot, you enter the wrong hole, no matter how hard you fuck, you never get a child.
*Moral -* Right direction and focus is very important to get the results, even few centimeters away from right direction, even if it gives satisfaction, cannot lead to results.

3. *Fucking Law of Human Resources -* By appointing 4 men to fuck 1 woman, you cannot get 4 children, but if you appoint one man to fuck  4 women, you can get 4 children.
*Moral -* Appoint the right person at the right position. Otherwise you would keep on wondering, why you are not getting the results even after appointing more men. And appoint more women.😉       


```This is why sex education is necessary and should be a part of
 *National Skills Development Program!*
😜😜😎

Monday, September 9

Slender Arms Shaker

Give your slender Arms the Shake to Perfection.

Monday, September 2

Effect of Social Media Career

Career of a Netflix, Prime Video, Hotstar, WhatsApp, Facebook, Instagram user

Monday, August 26

National Anthems that mention God

National Anthems that mention God, because you didn't know you cared until now! 

Kids' Car Safety - Now and then

Car Safety - Now for our children and then when we were kids

Reunion Of All Time Greats

In response to the invitation for a rather unusual *REUNION of all time greats:*

*Newton* said he'd drop in.

*Socrates* said he'd think about it.

*Ohm* resisted the idea.

*Boyle* said he was under too much pressure.

*Darwin* said he'd wait to see what evolved.

*Pierre and Marie Curie* radiated enthusiasm.

*Volta* was electrified at the prospect.

*Pavlov* positively drooled at the thought.

*Ampere* was worried he wasn't current enough though alternately none were.

*Edison* thought it would be illuminating.

*Einstein* said it would be relatively easy to attend.

*Archimedes* was buoyant at the thought.

*Morse* said, "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash."

*Hertz* said he planned to attend with greater frequency in the future.

*Wilbur Wright* accepted, provided he and *Orville* could get a flight.

*Aryabhatta* said there were zero chances of him showing up.

*Marconi* said, he would listen to the report on wireless.

*Pythagoras* refused because he thought that the organisers were not looking at the reunion through the  right angle.

Sunday, August 25

Buzzword Writing Method

Techno vocabulary to impress your boss/clients
Select three digits and use the corresponding buzzword, 4-8-7 Synchronised Third-generation Capability

Wednesday, August 21