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Wednesday, June 3

Alcoholic Dilemma

Doctor... How did you fall into the gutter?
                 
Alcoholic patient... What can I say Doc..     

There was a manhole, without a lid  outside a wine shop ..         

I Mistook  it for a social distancing circle.

😂😂

Sunday, May 31

Field S*x Warning

Stay Home Stay Safe

Saturday, May 30

Thursday, May 28

Chinese Claims

China and it's claims over land and sea but not on its product 

Sunday, May 24

Asstrology

Many men have developed the ability to recognise a woman from behind.


Wife Sees Husband's Mobile phone

Wife asks her husband about something in his mobile phone 

Suitable Boyfriend

Sleeping with benefits!

Wednesday, May 6

LAWS THAT YOU DIDN'T LEARN AT SCHOOL

*LAWS THAT YOU DIDN'T LEARN AT SCHOOL*

01. *LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR*

Once  your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

02. *ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP*

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

03. *KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM*

When u dial a wrong number, u never get an engaged tone.

04. *CANNON'S KARMIC LAW*

If u tell the boss u were late for work because u had a flat tyre, the next morning u will have a flat tyre.

05 *O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW*

If u change queues, the one u have left will start to move faster than the one u are in now.

06. *BELL'S THEOREM*

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

07. *RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS*

The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u are with someone u don't want to be seen with.

08. *WILLOUGHBY'S LAW*

When u try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

09. *ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS*

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. *BREDA'S RULE*

At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

11. *OWEN'S LAW*

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.