October 5th, 2013 / Comments / by FUKKAD!
An American, a Japanese and a Chinese went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted.
When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water, since it was fairly secluded.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their ‘ freedom.’
As they were crossing an open area, suddenly a group of ladies from town appeared.
August 30th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!
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July 5th, 2014 / Comments / by joker
20 Creepiest things you can whisper in someone else’s ear when giving them a hug!
July 3rd, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes,…..
June 15th, 2014 / Comments / by Kitty
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June 9th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!
June 7th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!
Tommy discovered his wife was cheating with another guy, so he went to the guy’s wife and told her about it.
“I know what we will do”, she said, “Let’s take revenge on him.”
So together they went to a motel and had revenge.
June 7th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.
He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, “Would you like to buy some peaches?”
She pulled the top of her negligee to one side and asked, “Are they as firm as this?”
May 9th, 2014 / Comments / by joker
THE DEAF BOOKKEEPER
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 MILLION. His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing, so he would not have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10MILLION, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer: “Ask him where the money is!”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido: “Where’s the money?”
Guido signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
The lawyer tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about.”
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido’s head and says: “Ask him again or I’ll kill him!”
The lawyer signs to Guido: “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”
Guido trembles and signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.”
The Godfather asks the lawyer: “What did he say? ”
The lawyer replies:
“He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger”.
Don’t you just love lawyers?
May 9th, 2014 / Comments / by Maverick
• Jerry Yang was running Yahoo.
• Google, Inc. was founded.
• The Galileo probe discovers that Jupiter’s moon Europa has a liquid ocean under a thick crust of ice.
• 80–90% of the world’s pagers lost service when the Galaxy IV communications satellite fell out of orbit.
• A gallon of gas cost $1.15.
April 8th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!
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