~ She is a Woman ~

January 13th, 2010 / Comments / by Maverick

(Hey, this are some of my real life experience notions…..Pinal)

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way

If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction

She is a woman,
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable… …

She is a Woman

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50 Ways to Bore, Irritate, or Confuse a Man

October 13th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

50 Ways to Bore, Irritate, or Confuse a Man
This April’s Cosmo has an article featuring 50 Ways to Seduce a Man (In a Minute or Less). I would have thought “Consent” would be enough, but apparently Cosmo needed to dig deeper:

“We asked readers to share, and we must say that you ladies are some wickedly creative vixens. Steal these quickie tricks (a few are from experts too), and let them inspire countless new ones.”

1. I had just bought this new perfume. I gave my guy a whiff, then challenged him to find the patch of my body where I had spritzed it.

Either it’s somewhere fun, in which case we’ll find it in about 2 seconds, or else we don’t care, either way, your game sucks.

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Freaky Rain Dance on Wet Street

October 13th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!


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Texting in Class

August 30th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

girls texting in class

Original way to text in classroom

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20 Creepiest Things To Whisper In Ear When Giving Hug

July 5th, 2014 / Comments / by joker

20 Creepiest things you can whisper in someone else’s ear when giving them a hug!

Creepy words to whispers

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Kick@ss Life Quotes

July 3rd, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

take deep breath and walk away from dumb@ss

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes,…..

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Need Motivation? Fun Fitness Ads That Will Get You To Gym

June 15th, 2014 / Comments / by Kitty

Fun Fitness Motivational Ads That Will Get You To The Gym!

wife pole dancing

Gym Pole Dance Workout – Lowers your risk of heart attack, Raises your husband’s!

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Summer Heat Settings!

June 9th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

summer heat sun settings

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Hard Feelings

June 7th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

husband wife humor

 

Tommy discovered his wife was cheating with another guy, so he went to the guy’s wife and told her about it.

“I know what we will do”, she said, “Let’s take revenge on him.”

So together they went to a motel and had revenge.

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Peaches

June 7th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

whole and cut open white nectarines (Peaches)

 A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.

 He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.

He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, “Would you like to buy some peaches?”

She pulled the top of her negligee to one side and asked, “Are they as firm as this?”

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THE DEAF BOOKKEEPER and The Lawyer

May 9th, 2014 / Comments / by joker

THE DEAF  BOOKKEEPER

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 MILLION.  His bookkeeper is deaf.

That was the reason he got the job in the first place.  It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing, so he would not have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10MILLION, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer: “Ask him where the money is!”

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido: “Where’s the money?”

Guido signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

The lawyer tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about.”

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido’s head and says: “Ask him again or I’ll kill him!”

The lawyer signs to Guido: “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”

Guido trembles and signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.”

The Godfather asks the lawyer: “What did he say? ”

The lawyer replies:

“He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger”.
Don’t you just love lawyers?

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