September 6th, 2016 /
September 4th, 2016 /
Chaos a poem written 100 years ago–
Read aloud- if you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud, and we’ll be honest with you, we struggled with parts of it.
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
July 21st, 2016 /
Truisms for those of us who are mature!!
– Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
– I changed my password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget it the computer will say, “Your password is incorrect.”
– Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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50 Ways to Bore, Irritate, or Confuse a Man
This April’s Cosmo has an article featuring 50 Ways to Seduce a Man (In a Minute or Less). I would have thought “Consent” would be enough, but apparently Cosmo needed to dig deeper:
“We asked readers to share, and we must say that you ladies are some wickedly creative vixens. Steal these quickie tricks (a few are from experts too), and let them inspire countless new ones.”
1. I had just bought this new perfume. I gave my guy a whiff, then challenged him to find the patch of my body where I had spritzed it.
Either it’s somewhere fun, in which case we’ll find it in about 2 seconds, or else we don’t care, either way, your game sucks.