Insomnia

June 30th, 2011 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

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Internet Effect - Insomnia

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50 Ways to Bore, Irritate, or Confuse a Man

October 13th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

50 Ways to Bore, Irritate, or Confuse a Man
This April’s Cosmo has an article featuring 50 Ways to Seduce a Man (In a Minute or Less). I would have thought “Consent” would be enough, but apparently Cosmo needed to dig deeper:

“We asked readers to share, and we must say that you ladies are some wickedly creative vixens. Steal these quickie tricks (a few are from experts too), and let them inspire countless new ones.”

1. I had just bought this new perfume. I gave my guy a whiff, then challenged him to find the patch of my body where I had spritzed it.

Either it’s somewhere fun, in which case we’ll find it in about 2 seconds, or else we don’t care, either way, your game sucks.

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Freaky Rain Dance on Wet Street

October 13th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!


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Texting in Class

August 30th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

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Original way to text in classroom

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20 Creepiest Things To Whisper In Ear When Giving Hug

July 5th, 2014 / Comments / by joker

20 Creepiest things you can whisper in someone else’s ear when giving them a hug!

Creepy words to whispers

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Kick@ss Life Quotes

July 3rd, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

take deep breath and walk away from dumb@ss

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes,…..

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Need Motivation? Fun Fitness Ads That Will Get You To Gym

June 15th, 2014 / Comments / by Kitty

Fun Fitness Motivational Ads That Will Get You To The Gym!

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Gym Pole Dance Workout – Lowers your risk of heart attack, Raises your husband’s!

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Summer Heat Settings!

June 9th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

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Hard Feelings

June 7th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

husband wife humor

 

Tommy discovered his wife was cheating with another guy, so he went to the guy’s wife and told her about it.

“I know what we will do”, she said, “Let’s take revenge on him.”

So together they went to a motel and had revenge.

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Peaches

June 7th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

whole and cut open white nectarines (Peaches)

 A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.

 He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.

He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, “Would you like to buy some peaches?”

She pulled the top of her negligee to one side and asked, “Are they as firm as this?”

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THE DEAF BOOKKEEPER and The Lawyer

May 9th, 2014 / Comments / by joker

THE DEAF  BOOKKEEPER

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 MILLION.  His bookkeeper is deaf.

That was the reason he got the job in the first place.  It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing, so he would not have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10MILLION, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer: “Ask him where the money is!”

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido: “Where’s the money?”

Guido signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

The lawyer tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about.”

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido’s head and says: “Ask him again or I’ll kill him!”

The lawyer signs to Guido: “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”

Guido trembles and signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.”

The Godfather asks the lawyer: “What did he say? ”

The lawyer replies:

“He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger”.
Don’t you just love lawyers?

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