Bad Resumes

January 6th, 2011 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

These underwritten items were actually on some many resumes!

Objectives:

To acquire a creative development position within the entertainment industry that would utilize my vast (2 years) technical experience.

To find a gig.

My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.

I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.

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First Kiss

April 7th, 2015 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

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Its My Choice, Baby!

April 7th, 2015 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

Use my finger or not, Its my choice!
its my choice

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50 Ways to Bore, Irritate, or Confuse a Man

October 13th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

50 Ways to Bore, Irritate, or Confuse a Man
This April’s Cosmo has an article featuring 50 Ways to Seduce a Man (In a Minute or Less). I would have thought “Consent” would be enough, but apparently Cosmo needed to dig deeper:

“We asked readers to share, and we must say that you ladies are some wickedly creative vixens. Steal these quickie tricks (a few are from experts too), and let them inspire countless new ones.”

1. I had just bought this new perfume. I gave my guy a whiff, then challenged him to find the patch of my body where I had spritzed it.

Either it’s somewhere fun, in which case we’ll find it in about 2 seconds, or else we don’t care, either way, your game sucks.

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Freaky Rain Dance on Wet Street

October 13th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!


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Texting in Class

August 30th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

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Original way to text in classroom

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20 Creepiest Things To Whisper In Ear When Giving Hug

July 5th, 2014 / Comments / by joker

20 Creepiest things you can whisper in someone else’s ear when giving them a hug!

Creepy words to whispers

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Kick@ss Life Quotes

July 3rd, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

take deep breath and walk away from dumb@ss

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes,…..

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Need Motivation? Fun Fitness Ads That Will Get You To Gym

June 15th, 2014 / Comments / by Kitty

Fun Fitness Motivational Ads That Will Get You To The Gym!

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Gym Pole Dance Workout – Lowers your risk of heart attack, Raises your husband’s!

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Summer Heat Settings!

June 9th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

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Hard Feelings

June 7th, 2014 / Comments / by FUKKAD!

husband wife humor

 

Tommy discovered his wife was cheating with another guy, so he went to the guy’s wife and told her about it.

“I know what we will do”, she said, “Let’s take revenge on him.”

So together they went to a motel and had revenge.

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