An annual Pun Competition was held by the New York Times. Here are some submissions:
1. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
2. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
3. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
4. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
5. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
6. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
7. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
8. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
9. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils😀
10. Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
Yes, we Arson.
11. Why is 'dark' spelt with a k and not c?
Because you can't 'c' in the dark.
12. Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?
Well, because time will tell.
13. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it's a whole sentence.
14. I'm trying to organize a hide-n-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
15. I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness!
