WHEN BODY PARTS ARE USED AS VERBS

WHEN BODY PARTS ARE USED AS VERBS

            

_Many parts of the body can be used as verbs in either a physical or a metaphorical sense._

You can *head* a company, but if things go wrong you'll have to *shoulder* the blame, or *face* your investors. 

A good leader will *back* his employees, but if you don't *toe* the line the management can *skin* you.

Did you *muscle* your way into that job? 

You might *eye* someone suspiciously, or wait for the police to *finger* a suspect. 

But if you need to get out of town, you can *thumb* a ride or you can ride with me if you can *stomach* the thought.

Use strong *arm* tactic if you want to *elbow* out someone.

I don't always sing along with the radio, but I sometimes do *mouth* the words.

*That's Amazing English!!!* 👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻👌🏻😊

Italian Viral Humor

THE ITALIAN SENSE OF HUMOR ....

 "Maybe it is true that we Italians are in a difficult situation.

But tell me where you will find another such country:

in which aprons for doctors are sewn by ARMANI

FERRARI is manufacturing respirators

GUCCI is making face masks

And sanitizing gel is made by BULGARI ??? 

We may end up in hell, but in style! " 

😜😂🍌💅

Chatting with Housemates during Lockdown

🤣🤣🤣Loved this silly one for a change..

Hi guys! Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down!  

Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. 

I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything, and certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant.  

In the end though, the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing.  The hoover was very unsympathetic...  told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!  

The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion, and didn't say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip.😬  The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to... Yes, you guessed it ... pull myself together. 🤣🤣🤣🤪

Men's Scotch at Bar

From "Standing near the bar with Scotch in our hand" 

To 

"Standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in our hand"

Men have come a long way  ..

..The great lockdown

Lockdown Advice for Mating Partners

My brother stick to your 2 rounds with ur wife or partner during this lockdown. If you start going 6 she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. 

May wisdom with you - Mugabe

Sanitisation

When my partner came back home, I made him bath with Dettol and vinegar, gargle with sanitised mouth wash and splash Cologne. 

Is that enough or shall I boil him? 

#corona #lockdown

After Corona Lockdown

After the lockdown days are over....

Your Horoscope THIS Week

For once you won't have to match your star signs.