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Propaganda Forwarders

Who are forwarders of propaganda materials on social media ?

Single n Happy Valentine

Being happy as Single Malt! 

Deadly Combination

Good sense of humour,

Dirty mind,

and 

Beautiful Heart 

Make a Deadly Combination

Valentine Motivations

The Valentine Week starts tomorrow !! 

So ...

HOW'S THE JOSH ??

Married Sir

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Msg from Schools, Colleges & Institutes 

Dear Parents, 

We don't have any extra classes on 14th February. 

Regards

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Stop.Done. (Motivational quote!)

Motivational Sunny Quote.

when to stop?

Experts of Climate Change

1500 flights burning fuel to Davos to lecture on Climate Change (sic)

Story: Island of Retirement

Story time: One day a man decided to retire...

He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and

proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.

He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.

In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"

She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my fishing boat sank." "Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."

"Oh, this ole thing?" explains the woman. " I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from an Eucalyptus tree."

"But, where did you get the tools?"

"Oh, that was no problem," replied the

woman. " On the south side of the island, a very

unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in a volcanic vent I found just down island, it melted into ductile iron and I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware."

The guy is stunned.

"Let's row over to my place," she says "and I'll give you a tour." So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small hand built wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk leading to a cabin and tree house.

While the woman ties up the rowboat with an

expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, It's not much, but I call it home.

Please sit down." "Would you like a drink?"

"No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice."

"Oh, it's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Jack Daniels neat?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs."

No longer questioning anything, the man goes

upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.

"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?"

When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but a bandana around her blonde locks and some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned. She smelled faintly of coconut oil. She then beckons for him to sit down next to her.

"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering

closer to him, "We've both been out here for many

months. You must have been lonely. When was the last time you had a really good ride?"

She stares into his eyes.

He can't believe what he's hearing.

"You mean..." he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes,

"You've built a Motorcycle too ?"🤣

Typical Conference Calls In Corporates

Typical Conf. Calls In Corporates:

Caller1: Hi, this is George from Sales.

*Silence* All waiting others to Join

Caller2: Hi, this is Malvin from Marketing.

Dog's life quote

Quote by Ann Landers....

If you can start the day without caffeine,

 if you can get going without pep pills,

 if you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, 

if you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

 if you can conquer tension without medical help,

 if you can relax without liquor, 

if you can sleep without the aid of drugs, 

if you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, color, religion, or politics . . . . . 

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Then you are almost as good as your dog.

😎🐶