Monday, December 27

Life is like Willy

Hard Life!
Sometimes life is up and sometimes down,
But it won't be hard forever!

Tuesday, December 21

Flirt or Harassment

Saddam on twitter : What's the difference between flirting and harassment ?
Ali replies : If you are handsome then its flirting, if you are ugly its harassment!

Wife on Knees

Husband to friends, "Had a fight with my wife and she ended up on her knees"
Friends, "What a man!"

(Moral: Everthing you hear or read is an opinion until proven or seen otherwise)

Friday, December 10

Thursday, November 25

Dr. Molested Me-too

Forty years ago my doctor molested me...
When I was born, he slapped my Butt!

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