Greta Thunberg's tells Chinese to Stop using Chopsticks as trees are cut to make them.
Chinese replied that chopsticks are made from bamboo which is a plant, and also adviced her to Stop wiping her as with toilet paper as paper is made from trees.
Doctor on seeing the patients medical tests report, "High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to a potato chip!!"