Drunk men are the most alert and diligently follow road rules while crossing roads.
They are best security of a liquor bottle.
Wednesday, June 21
Sunday, June 18
Columbus
Columbus, real name, Cristoforo Colombo, died in 1505 at the age of 55. He was such a monster that the king and queen of Spain refused to invite him to the kingdom after his voyage to the Americas because of how evil he was during his financed expedition.
Word spread fast about how he and his men raped and tortured and murdered the indigenous people in the Caribbean islands.
He became a pariah.
Wednesday, May 3
Latest Airlines Warning!
After a number of flyers urinating in flight seats and on co-passengers,
Airlines have to release and display Warning, 'Pissing is Prohibited'
Thursday, April 20
F*ck Off!
Keep f*cking off
Keep f*cking off until you get to a gate with a sign saying "You cant f*ck off past here"
An Apology from Hospital
Dear Sir,
We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on your pen*s showed it was not cancerous
It was lipstick.
We deeply regret the amputation.
Friday, March 17
Sunday, March 12
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