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Wednesday, August 29
Tuesday, August 21
Funny Shayari Urdu Hindi English Sms
Want to pacify your boss? Read and send hilarious shayari (four line poetry) in urdu hindi english languages for daily fun and sms messages on mobile to friend.
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Monday, August 13
Gudnight Sms
Jab-jab aap members ki yaad aaeygi,
Tab-tab hamari kalam se shayari bahar aeygi,
Aur – yeh shayri padhne ke baad ho jaigi sab ki chhuti
Kyonki — yeh hi kittu ki — panna no.40
;-) bole to - good night sms panna no.40
Teri eyes hai jaise tube-light,
Ab bandh bhi karo, kyonki ho gai hai - goodnight!
(Your eyes are like tubelight,
Now close ur eyes because its gudnight!)
Tab-tab hamari kalam se shayari bahar aeygi,
Aur – yeh shayri padhne ke baad ho jaigi sab ki chhuti
Kyonki — yeh hi kittu ki — panna no.40
;-) bole to - good night sms panna no.40
Teri eyes hai jaise tube-light,
Ab bandh bhi karo, kyonki ho gai hai - goodnight!
(Your eyes are like tubelight,
Now close ur eyes because its gudnight!)
Tuesday, July 3
Wednesday, June 6
Ishq Vishq Shayari
Dekh Meri Aankhon Me Khawab Kiske Hai
Dil Me Mere Sulagte Toofan Kiske Hai,
Nahi Koi gujrah In Raasto Se Ho Kar,
Phir Ye Kadmo Ke Nishan Kiske hai.
apni palko pe umeedon ko sazaa kar rakhna,
dil ki dahleez par ek deep jalaa kae rakhna
hain muntjir yahaa sab ek hasi ki khaatir..
rishta hotho ka hasi se bhi banaa kar rakhna
je yaar hi yaar to pada rakhe, ki fayada yari laun da.
j kadar nahi jazbataan di, ki fayda pyar paun da.
j poore karne na kol-krara, ki haqq a laare laun da.
Dil kach de saman ehnu todi naa, Sadde naal kita pyar muhu modi na..
jihna kitta tenu pyar, Us nu rauri na...
Dil kach de saman ehnu todi naa, Sadde naal kita pyar muhu modi na..
Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain... Yeh
haqeeqat to nigahon say bayan hoti hain Woh na aaye
tou satati hai khalish see dil ko... Woh jo aaye to
khalish aur jawan hoti hain
Faasle Jism Ko To Dour Le Jaate Hain Par Dilon Ke
Shahar To Ujarte Nahi Aankhon Se Aankhon Ka Rishta Tut
Jaye Bhi To Saath Dekhe Hue Khwab To Mit Te nahi
Dil Me Mere Sulagte Toofan Kiske Hai,
Nahi Koi gujrah In Raasto Se Ho Kar,
Phir Ye Kadmo Ke Nishan Kiske hai.
apni palko pe umeedon ko sazaa kar rakhna,
dil ki dahleez par ek deep jalaa kae rakhna
hain muntjir yahaa sab ek hasi ki khaatir..
rishta hotho ka hasi se bhi banaa kar rakhna
je yaar hi yaar to pada rakhe, ki fayada yari laun da.
j kadar nahi jazbataan di, ki fayda pyar paun da.
j poore karne na kol-krara, ki haqq a laare laun da.
Dil kach de saman ehnu todi naa, Sadde naal kita pyar muhu modi na..
jihna kitta tenu pyar, Us nu rauri na...
Dil kach de saman ehnu todi naa, Sadde naal kita pyar muhu modi na..
Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain... Yeh
haqeeqat to nigahon say bayan hoti hain Woh na aaye
tou satati hai khalish see dil ko... Woh jo aaye to
khalish aur jawan hoti hain
Faasle Jism Ko To Dour Le Jaate Hain Par Dilon Ke
Shahar To Ujarte Nahi Aankhon Se Aankhon Ka Rishta Tut
Jaye Bhi To Saath Dekhe Hue Khwab To Mit Te nahi
Friday, June 1
HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?
I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half-dozen nuggets.
"We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but I can order six?"
"That's right."
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries...it's a long walk."
"We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but I can order six?"
"That's right."
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries...it's a long walk."
Saturday, March 10
Funny Shayari (shayri humor)
Kyun dekhte ho tum assma ki aur,
Kehdo ki tum kush ho yahin zami per..
Nahi chahten hum sab ghamgeen ho jaye wahan bhi
Kya kum hain tumse aafat zami per ????
sms शायरी love shayari
Kehdo ki tum kush ho yahin zami per..
Nahi chahten hum sab ghamgeen ho jaye wahan bhi
Kya kum hain tumse aafat zami per ????
sms शायरी love shayari
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