Jab-jab aap members ki yaad aaeygi, Tab-tab hamari kalam se shayari bahar aeygi, Aur – yeh shayri padhne ke baad ho jaigi sab ki chhuti Kyonki — yeh hi kittu ki — panna no.40 ;-) bole to - good night sms panna no.40
Teri eyes hai jaise tube-light, Ab bandh bhi karo, kyonki ho gai hai - goodnight! (Your eyes are like tubelight, Now close ur eyes because its gudnight!)
I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half-dozen nuggets. "We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries...it's a long walk."