3 Fkucing Laws of Management

*3 Fucking Laws of Management

If you learn them, no one can beat you in Corporate Management, but unfortunately even Harvard Business School do not teach them...*🤔!

1. *Fucking Law of Delivery Time -* No matter how hard and fast you fuck, the child comes after 9 months.

*Moral -* Pressurizing does not alter delivery period.

2. *Fucking Law of Direction -* Even though both holes  are nearby, if by a wrong shot, you enter the wrong hole, no matter how hard you fuck, you never get a child.

*Moral -* Right direction and focus is very important to get the results, even few centimeters away from right direction, even if it gives satisfaction, cannot lead to results.

3. *Fucking Law of Human Resources -* By appointing 4 men to fuck 1 woman, you cannot get 4 children, but if you appoint one man to fuck  4 women, you can get 4 children.

*Moral -* Appoint the right person at the right position. Otherwise you would keep on wondering, why you are not getting the results even after appointing more men. And appoint more women.😉       

```This is why sex education is necessary and should be a part of

 *National Skills Development Program!*

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*Newton* said he'd drop in.

*Socrates* said he'd think about it.

*Ohm* resisted the idea.

*Boyle* said he was under too much pressure.

*Darwin* said he'd wait to see what evolved.

*Pierre and Marie Curie* radiated enthusiasm.

*Volta* was electrified at the prospect.

*Pavlov* positively drooled at the thought.

*Ampere* was worried he wasn't current enough though alternately none were.

*Edison* thought it would be illuminating.

*Einstein* said it would be relatively easy to attend.

*Archimedes* was buoyant at the thought.

*Morse* said, "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash."

*Hertz* said he planned to attend with greater frequency in the future.

*Wilbur Wright* accepted, provided he and *Orville* could get a flight.

*Aryabhatta* said there were zero chances of him showing up.

*Marconi* said, he would listen to the report on wireless.

*Pythagoras* refused because he thought that the organisers were not looking at the reunion through the  right angle.

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