In response to the invitation for a rather unusual *REUNION of all time greats:*
*Newton* said he'd drop in.
*Socrates* said he'd think about it.
*Ohm* resisted the idea.
*Boyle* said he was under too much pressure.
*Darwin* said he'd wait to see what evolved.
*Pierre and Marie Curie* radiated enthusiasm.
*Volta* was electrified at the prospect.
*Pavlov* positively drooled at the thought.
*Ampere* was worried he wasn't current enough though alternately none were.
*Edison* thought it would be illuminating.
*Einstein* said it would be relatively easy to attend.
*Archimedes* was buoyant at the thought.
*Morse* said, "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash."
*Hertz* said he planned to attend with greater frequency in the future.
*Wilbur Wright* accepted, provided he and *Orville* could get a flight.
*Aryabhatta* said there were zero chances of him showing up.
*Marconi* said, he would listen to the report on wireless.
*Pythagoras* refused because he thought that the organisers were not looking at the reunion through the right angle.
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