Sunday, March 1

Divine Right

Judy entered the church.
"You can't come in here dressed like that!" exclaimed the priest.
She said, "But I have divine right!"
He said, "you have divine left too! But you can't come in that dress"

Friday, February 21

Wednesday, February 19

Definition of Laziness

Definition of Laziness: 
It's the art of taking rest before you get tired. because....

Tuesday, January 28

Fired for Cup Size!!

Why I was fired!?
Well, for the company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues,
we could have alcohol but only One drink per person.
I was fired for the CUPS-size ordered!

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