Thursday, October 22

Speechless Stupidity

My silence dosen't mean I agree with you. 
..
Your level of stupidity rendered me Speechless! 

Tuesday, October 20

Global Opinions n Quotes on Marriage

A few interesting
GLOBAL OPINIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE :

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
– Al Gore πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
– Socrates 😝😝

Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them.
– Mike Tyson 😝😝

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs πŸ“„with me.
– Bill Clinton πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
– Michael Jordan 😜

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
– Barack Obama😳😳

When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
😜

🍁And the best one …

"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer".

πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ
Have a wonderful day !!


Thursday, October 15

Monday, October 12

Eventful Dinner International

At a Diplomats' dinner, a  waiter  tripped and shattered the beautiful plate in which he was carrying a large turkey.

 Hushed silence turned into a roar of  laughter, when the quick-witted Diplomat  announced:

"Gentlemen ! 
You have just witnessed 4 major international events happening :-

Fall of Turkey
Breakup of China
Spillage of Greece 
 and
Frustration of Hungary !
πŸ˜€

Wednesday, September 23

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