Wednesday, March 31

ICU Airlines

Nowadays Boarding a flights seems like entering an ICU

Tuesday, March 30

We Are Special

Humans are special kind of stupid...

Social distancing At the Airport and 
In the Aircraft !

Wednesday, March 24

Lady Cow

Yelled 'Cow' at the woman on a bike and she gave me the finger. Then, ... 
I tried!

Monday, March 22

Wednesday, March 17

Marriage n Vaccination

Got Vaccinated and lived Corona free

is as much a myth as,

Got married and lived happily ever after!

🤣🤣

Friday, March 12

I Love Karma

Karma

The man who just drive into the parking I was waiting for and who said fuck off to me has arrived for interview .. with me! 😈😁 

Thursday, March 11

English can be Life saver

Sometimes bad English can be a life saver  .... 😀😅🤣

One evening on the outskirts of London, a millionaire Englishman was walking with his dog when suddenly a Pakistani came out of the bushes and fired three shots and killed his dog. 

Surprised and shocked, the Englishman said: "Why did you do that ?"

Pakistani: *"Your wife gave me 5000 Euros and said Kill the son of a bitch"*. 

There were tears in the eyes of the Englishman and he hugged the Pakistani and said: *"I will never forget the kindness of your English teacher for the rest of my life!"* 

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wednesday, March 10

Tips for Happy Married Life

2 tips for a happy married life:

1. Keep Quiet when your wife is talking.
2. Don't Talk when she is quiet.

Thursday, February 25

How to keep your wife away from your mobile phone!

Did you know that your wife will be holding your mobile when you will be in ICU for 14 days?
Prevent it.
"Wear the Mask"

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