Thursday, September 16

How to See God in Space

Astronaut in space, 'I See No God Up Here'
Netizen suggested to remove his helmet.

Monday, September 13

Wine in Pill Form

Someone offered me grapes. But I declined.
I'm not used to consume swine in Pill form.

Sunday, September 12

Cop's Reason for Delay in Arrest!

Lawyer in court, "Wife shot her husband because he stepped on her freshly mopped floor?"
Policeman, "That is correct"
Lawyer, "And it took twenty minutes for you to arrest her! Why?"
Policeman, "The floor was still wet!"

Saturday, August 21

Tuesday, August 17

Wednesday, July 28

Friday, July 23

Friday Beer Jokes

*Ultimate arrogance😂*

4 CEOs of  big beer companies meet for a drink. 

The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Amstel orders a Amstel. 

When it is Heineken's president  turn to order he orders a soda. 

Why didn't you order Heineken everyone asks? 

Nah, he replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I !!
😜🍻

Friday, July 16

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