Sccoter-Bathroom

Scooterist's Toilet 

Life is like Willy

Hard Life!

Sometimes life is up and sometimes down,

But it won't be hard forever!

Flirt or Harassment

Saddam on twitter : What's the difference between flirting and harassment ?

Ali replies : If you are handsome then its flirting, if you are ugly its harassment!

Wife on Knees

Husband to friends, "Had a fight with my wife and she ended up on her knees"

Friends, "What a man!"

(Moral: Everthing you hear or read is an opinion until proven or seen otherwise)

Taste of Wine

Australian Wine taste of bush !!

Jingle Bells

The Holidays aren't the same without J&B ! 

Dr. Molested Me-too

Forty years ago my doctor molested me...

When I was born, he slapped my Butt!

Story of Famous Love (Heart) Sign

Now you know the real story of Love Sign!

Car Owner's Enemy

Car Owner's weekend car wash delight

And,

A Pigeon's Delight !!!!

Laxmi added to whatsapp group

Admin : Adding *Laxmi* to the group.

 *Ravi* : Hi Laxmi welcome to the group.

 *Laxmi* : Hi guys , am new to the city

 *Vinay* : Hi Laxmi dont worry , am there...any problems i will solve it. 

 *Rajan* : Hi Laxmi.. tell me if you have any  problem, will arrange a solution for u

 *Vijay* : Hi Laxmi, if you need anything tell me, it will be arranged.

 *Ratan* : Hi Laxmi, mera bhai bada Kaam ki cheez hai , koi bhi problem ho, he will manage it for you..

 *Ram* : Laxmi, pl call me if you need any help

 *Laxmi* : Thanx guys for your support

 *Ratan* : Laxmi whats your full name..

 *Laxmi* : Laxminarayan Rao.

*Ravi left*

*Vinay left*

*Ratan left*

*Vijay left*

*Rajan left*

*Ram left*

*Admin left...*

*Laxmi is the admin now*

😳🥴😩😭.............😜😜

Cost of Trip to Spain

Mate: How much would a trip to Spain cost?

Jack: It depends where you live. If you live in Spain, it's Free!!  ;-)