Thursday, May 26

Driving Skill

Remember the days when you first started driving and everything was scary.
Now you are speeding over 80 and putting salsa on your taco!

Sunday, May 22

Saturday, May 7

Passion at 95 with Warning!

Passionate Sex at 95....! And warning too 😂😂

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Jenny went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. 

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning'. 

Horrified, Jenny told her grandmother that people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.. It was just the right rhythm.. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply *in* on the Ding and *out* on the Dong.'

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued........ 'He'd still be alive if the damn fire engine had not passed by'.
 🤣😂😜

Sunday, April 24

Larry the Fighter Pilot n Sarah

Teacher of class 3rd grade  asks Larry n Sarah What they want to be When they grow up.

Letters B and D

How letters b & d face each other in the word 'abdomen' !

Thursday, April 21

A Perfect Man

*A Perfect Man*

- wakes up at 5 am everyday
- exercises everyday
- makes his own bed
- cleans his room
- works sincerely
- does not touch alcohol
- helps in the kitchen
- does not indulge in night life
- is always punctual
- prays daily
- reads
- hits the bed at 9 pm sharp.

These men are found in Central jail.

Cheers

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