F*ck Off!

Keep f*cking off

Keep f*cking off until you get to a gate with a sign saying "You cant f*ck off past here"

An Apology from Hospital

Dear Sir,

We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on your pen*s showed it was not cancerous 

It was lipstick.

We deeply regret the amputation.

Suicidal Husband

Wife's advice to husband ready to jump from window

Riding Positions

Your favourite positions show the "rider" you are.

The Rich ShoeShiner

*The Rich Shoeshiner*

Every morning, the CEO of a major bank in Manhattan went to the corner where a shoeshine man was always there. 

He used to sit on the chair, read the Wall Street Journal and the shoeshine man gave his shoes a shiny, great look.

One morning, the shoeshine man asks the CEO "What do you think of the stock market situation ?"

The CEO arrogantly asks him "Why are you so interested in this subject ?"

The shoeshine man replies "I have twenty million dollars deposited in your bank and I am thinking about investing part of the money in the stock market."

Correction Advice for Men

Yoda's Wise Advice 

Bikers' Toilet

Bikers' bathroom , 

Use Clutch to flush !

Wife Arrested

Nice try wifey!

You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you!?

Thats How I Feel

How I feel,

When I fix something.

When You Forget to Unfriend your Ex!

Evolution of Memory Storage

Evolution of Memory Storage