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Monday, August 26

Reunion Of All Time Greats

In response to the invitation for a rather unusual *REUNION of all time greats:*

*Newton* said he'd drop in.

*Socrates* said he'd think about it.

*Ohm* resisted the idea.

*Boyle* said he was under too much pressure.

*Darwin* said he'd wait to see what evolved.

*Pierre and Marie Curie* radiated enthusiasm.

*Volta* was electrified at the prospect.

*Pavlov* positively drooled at the thought.

*Ampere* was worried he wasn't current enough though alternately none were.

*Edison* thought it would be illuminating.

*Einstein* said it would be relatively easy to attend.

*Archimedes* was buoyant at the thought.

*Morse* said, "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash."

*Hertz* said he planned to attend with greater frequency in the future.

*Wilbur Wright* accepted, provided he and *Orville* could get a flight.

*Aryabhatta* said there were zero chances of him showing up.

*Marconi* said, he would listen to the report on wireless.

*Pythagoras* refused because he thought that the organisers were not looking at the reunion through the  right angle.

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