Wednesday, April 1

Lockdown Advice for Mating Partners

My brother stick to your 2 rounds with ur wife or partner during this lockdown. If you start going 6 she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. 
May wisdom with you - Mugabe

Monday, March 30

Sanitisation

When my partner came back home, I made him bath with Dettol and vinegar, gargle with sanitised mouth wash and splash Cologne. 
Is that enough or shall I boil him? 

#corona #lockdown

Monday, March 16

Sanitise your Hands

Personal hygiene 

Saturday, March 14

Corona Baby Boomers

Eventually, everyone will be quarantined to their houses with no sports to watch.. and in 9months......

Monday, March 9

Exposure

A drunk naked woman boards a cab.

Driver of the cab keeps staring at her and does not start the cab.

Woman: Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?

Driver: Cool down, ma'am. I am not staring at you. I am just wondering as to where you have kept the money to pay me?

Moral : This is what most of the Banks failed to do...... Assessing the repayment capacity before enjoying the exposure!!

😂🤣😂🤣

Friday, March 6

Face Mask causes Death

One more death but not because of Coronavirus.
He reached home with wrong mask! :-)

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