*Why Indian Students are Disliked Abroad!*
It was the first day of school in the USA and a new Indian student named Chandra Subramanian entered the 4th grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Teacher :- Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandra, who had his hand up:
Chandra :- 'Patrick Henry, 1775,'.
Teacher :- Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?''
Again, no response except from Chandra:- 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandra, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'
She heard a loud stage whisper: 'Fuck the Indians.'
'Who said that?' she demanded. But Chandra put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Chandra says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Chandra jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
'Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997.'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said
'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'
Chandra frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witness testifying against him in 2004.'
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'
And Chandra said quietly, 'Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'.
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