Thursday, July 23

DIFFERENT HEIGHTS OF...

*Height of Fashion*
```Lungi with a zip.```

*Height of Laziness*
```Asking lift for morning walk.```

*Height of Craziness*
```Get blank paper xeroxed.```

*Height of Honesty*
```Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.```
 
*Height of De-Hydration*
```Cow giving milk powder.```

*Height of Hope*
```A 99 year old woman going for Rs 295/- recharge to get lifetime incoming.```

*Height of Stupidity*
```Looking through key hole of a glass door.```

*Height of Suicide Attempt*
```A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.```

*Height of Friendship*
```It's when your friend runs away with your wife; and you are really worried for your friend!```

*Height of Attitude*
```A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him.```
_*Please do not make noise by dropping coins! Use Currency Notes.*_

*AND*

*THE ULTIMATE ONE*

*Height Of Work Pressure*
```An employee opens his Tiffin Box on the road side to see, whether he is going to office or coming back from office.```

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