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Wednesday, October 24
Did I read that sign right?
*Did I read that sign right?*
In an office:
*TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW*
In a Laundromat:
*AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT*
In a London department store:
*BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS*
In an office:
*WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN*
In an office:
*AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD*
Outside a secondhand shop:
*WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?*
Notice in health food shop window:
*CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS*
Spotted in a safari park:
*ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR*
Seen during a conference:
*FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR*
Notice in a farmer's field:
*THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES*.
On a repair shop door:
*WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)*
😄😄😄
Thursday, October 18
Proof of Innocence
Lawyer: "To prove my client's innocence, I would like to present my client's internet search history from that evening."
Accused: "My Lord, I would rather confess to the murder"
Thursday, October 11
You having Bad Day at Work! Read on...
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.5 on FM dial in Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Read his letter below...
Thursday, October 4
Thursday, September 27
Sunday, September 23
Wednesday, September 12
Thursday, September 6
Monday, August 27
Rest your Mobile phones
Give your cell some rest....why?
A Guy gets out of lift on 7th floor instead of 9th floor.
He says - I was so busy checking messages on my whatsapp...without realising, I went into the neighbour's house and sat on their sofa.
The lady of the house was glued to the TV... watching serials...She gave me tea without looking at me.
When I started drinking Tea, I looked up and saw the lady's husband entering the house....looking into his mobile.
He saw me and said, "sorry" and went out of the house !!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Tuesday, August 21
Wednesday, August 1
Educated Father's Savage Response
This is savage!
My dad used to put his thumb impression on my mark sheet.
I asked him: Being a Chartered Accountant, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my progress card?
My dad replied: Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated....
😂😂
Tuesday, July 31
Sky high Lady
Beautiful lady inside airplane asked the man for help to remove his eyes off her breasts!
Sky high classroom!
Monday, July 23
Tuesday, July 17
Tuesday, June 19
Father's caring Son
5 year old son.....after reading story of a king.....
Son:......Mom, I also want 3 wives.....one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me.......
Mom:....And which one will put you to sleep
Son:..No mom, i will still sleep with you....Mom's eyes filled up with tears ... God bless you son
Mom:...but who will sleep with your 3 wives
Son:....Let them sleep with daddy...
Daddy's eyes filled up with tears... God bless you son ! 😂😆
*Happy Father's Day!*
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