Judy entered the church.
"You can't come in here dressed like that!" exclaimed the priest.
She said, "But I have divine right!"
He said, "you have divine left too! But you can't come in that dress"
Sunday, March 1
Tuesday, February 25
Friday, February 21
Wisdom of Exotic Movies' Dress-code
When exotic movie stars take off their clothes they are are actually getting dressed for work!
Wisdom will kill me someday.
Wednesday, February 19
Definition of Laziness
Definition of Laziness:
It's the art of taking rest before you get tired. because....Tuesday, February 18
Monday, February 17
Wednesday, February 12
Tuesday, January 28
Fired for Cup Size!!
Why I was fired!?
Well, for the company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues,
we could have alcohol but only One drink per person.
I was fired for the CUPS-size ordered!
Monday, January 20
Sunday, January 19
Saturday, January 18
No Warning Shot!
Due to price increase on ammo,
Do not expect a Warning Shot!
Thank you for understanding,
Wednesday, January 15
The Fourth Ape
Finally the fourth ape!
He is the sum of the first three apes.
He sees nobody, hears nobody and speaks to nobody!
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