Fired for Cup Size!!

Why I was fired!?

Well, for the company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues,

we could have alcohol but only One drink per person.

I was fired for the CUPS-size ordered!

3 F Rules for Life

3 Rules of Life

1. F*ck. 

2. Don't give a f*ck. 

3. Don't get f*cked over.

 

Bumper Sticker - Brake Warning

Beware! This car brakes at every liquor storr.!

Tonite's Wedding Dinner

Pussy! WTF!

Lesson from Thai cave rescue

(on a lighter but naughty note)

Grocery Shopping Flash Reminder

Thank you young flasher for reminding to buy baby carrots .. hahaha

Goldfish

Caught a gold fish today.

But some haters will say it's mango seed.