Funny Different types of Strange Toilets
Saturday, November 3
Wednesday, October 24
The Perfect ;-) Cabbie Guy - Brian Sullivan
This one is toooooo good. ..
😂😂😂
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian"
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Brian. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But Brian, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his bloody widow."
😂😂😂
Did I read that sign right?
*Did I read that sign right?*
In an office:
*TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW*
In a Laundromat:
*AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT*
In a London department store:
*BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS*
In an office:
*WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN*
In an office:
*AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD*
Outside a secondhand shop:
*WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?*
Notice in health food shop window:
*CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS*
Spotted in a safari park:
*ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR*
Seen during a conference:
*FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR*
Notice in a farmer's field:
*THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES*.
On a repair shop door:
*WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)*
😄😄😄
Thursday, October 18
Proof of Innocence
Lawyer: "To prove my client's innocence, I would like to present my client's internet search history from that evening."
Accused: "My Lord, I would rather confess to the murder"
Thursday, October 11
You having Bad Day at Work! Read on...
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.5 on FM dial in Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Read his letter below...
Thursday, October 4
Thursday, September 27
Sunday, September 23
Wednesday, September 12
Thursday, September 6
European Holiday Washroom Reality
During holidays in europe , whom did he miss more, girlfriend or the hand Faucet !?
Monday, August 27
Rest your Mobile phones
Give your cell some rest....why?
A Guy gets out of lift on 7th floor instead of 9th floor.
He says - I was so busy checking messages on my whatsapp...without realising, I went into the neighbour's house and sat on their sofa.
The lady of the house was glued to the TV... watching serials...She gave me tea without looking at me.
When I started drinking Tea, I looked up and saw the lady's husband entering the house....looking into his mobile.
He saw me and said, "sorry" and went out of the house !!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Tuesday, August 21
Wednesday, August 1
Educated Father's Savage Response
This is savage!
My dad used to put his thumb impression on my mark sheet.
I asked him: Being a Chartered Accountant, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my progress card?
My dad replied: Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated....
😂😂
Tuesday, July 31
Sky high Lady
Beautiful lady inside airplane asked the man for help to remove his eyes off her breasts!
Sky high classroom!
Monday, July 23
Tuesday, July 17
Tuesday, June 19
Father's caring Son
5 year old son.....after reading story of a king.....
Son:......Mom, I also want 3 wives.....one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me.......
Mom:....And which one will put you to sleep
Son:..No mom, i will still sleep with you....Mom's eyes filled up with tears ... God bless you son
Mom:...but who will sleep with your 3 wives
Son:....Let them sleep with daddy...
Daddy's eyes filled up with tears... God bless you son ! 😂😆
*Happy Father's Day!*
Saturday, June 16
First game Closing ceremony of Football World Cup 2018
Saudi Arabia player after the world cup match against Russia... ;-)
Thursday, June 7
Wednesday, May 30
Age is just a number...Oldies dance n health
Senior shows his dancing skills and fitness and zest for life at his age
Sunday, May 20
Saturday, May 19
Positive Attitude n Thinking in Difficult Times
Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged.
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
(This is called "Positive Thinking" 😄😄)
Lady to her dietician : What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc : How come???
Lady : According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜
(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" 👍)
A Man wrote to the bank, "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
(This is self confidence in its peak 😂😂)
This one is classic !!
A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" 😅😅😅
Always be positive even in difficult situations
Monday, May 14
Thursday, May 10
Self-declaration Cap - Pervert
Name Caps with Adjectives,
people tell more about themselves in single words on their head
Saturday, April 21
How many human politicians?
Quote:
Politicians are like sperm.
One in a million turns out to be a human being.
Hilarious Advertisement Billboard Placements
Funny but uniquely good placement of Male pill advertising billboard on a bus!
Tuesday, March 27
Blonde Girl Hugs on Road
This guy surprised and happy to see a beautiful girl coming towards him with open arms for a hug!
Saturday, February 17
Thursday, February 15
Earlier Death, Work, War but Offended Nowadys
Abuse on mobile social world is the biggest tragedies these days !!
Wednesday, February 14
Level of Unbortherness
Tags: child,childhood,cute,life,aim,funny picture
Level of Unbortherness
Tags: child,childhood,cute,life,aim,funny picture
Sunday, February 11
Why some people were born?
When you look at some people and think that.... how on womb did they win the birth race!
Friday, February 9
Thursday, February 4
Saturday, August 8
Airline Passenger's Cabin Luggage
Passenger with free cabin baggage
Low-cost airlines charging for check-in and cabin luggage.
Low-cost airlines charging for check-in and cabin luggage.
Tuesday, June 24
30 Things To Start Doing For Yourself
Marc and Angel are the authors of 1000 Little Things Happy Successful People Do Differently. Here's their amazing list of 30 things to start doing for yourself. If you enjoy this, be sure to visit their website for more inspirational advice and tips for life.
#1. Start spending time with the right people. – These are the people you enjoy, who love and appreciate you, and who encourage you to improve in healthy and exciting ways. They are the ones who make you feel more alive, and not only embrace who you are now, but also embrace and embody who you want to be, unconditionally.
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#2. Start facing your problems head on. – It isn't your problems that define you, but how you react to them and recover from them. Problems will not disappear unless you take action. Do what you can, when you can, and acknowledge what you've done. It's all about taking baby steps in the right direction, inch by inch. These inches count, they add up to yards and miles in the long run.
Seth Casteel
Seth Casteel
#3. Start being honest with yourself about everything. – Be honest about what's right, as well as what needs to be changed. Be honest about what you want to achieve and who you want to become. Be honest with every aspect of your life, always. Because you are the one person you can forever count on. Search your soul, for the truth, so that you truly know who you are. Once you do, you'll have a better understanding of where you are now and how you got here, and you'll be better equipped to identify where you want to go and how to get there. Read The Road Less Traveled.
Brian Oldham
Brian Oldham
#4. Start making your own happiness a priority. – Your needs matter. If you don't value yourself, look out for yourself, and stick up for yourself, you're sabotaging yourself. Remember, it IS possible to take care of your own needs while simultaneously caring for those around you. And once your needs are met, you will likely be far more capable of helping those who need you most.
Alex Goh Chun Seong
Alex Goh Chun Seong
#5. Start being yourself, genuinely and proudly. – Trying to be anyone else is a waste of the person you are. Be yourself. Embrace that individual inside you that has ideas, strengths and beauty like no one else. Be the person you know yourself to be – the best version of you – on your terms. Above all, be true to YOU, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it.
Paul Kipping
Paul Kipping
#6. Start noticing and living in the present. – Right now is a miracle. Right now is the only moment guaranteed to you. Right now is life. So stop thinking about how great things will be in the future. Stop dwelling on what did or didn't happen in the past. Learn to be in the 'here and now' and experience life as it's happening. Appreciate the world for the beauty that it holds, right now.
Lisa Brown
Lisa Brown
#7. Start valuing the lessons your mistakes teach you. – Mistakes are okay; they're the stepping stones of progress. If you're not failing from time to time, you're not trying hard enough and you're not learning. Take risks, stumble, fall, and then get up and try again. Appreciate that you are pushing yourself, learning, growing and improving. Significant achievements are almost invariably realized at the end of a long road of failures. One of the 'mistakes' you fear might just be the link to your greatest achievement yet.
Vivian Maier
Vivian Maier
#8. Start being more polite to yourself. – If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend? The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others. You must love who you are or no one else will.
Daesung Lee
Daesung Lee
#9. Start enjoying the things you already have. – The problem with many of us is that we think we'll be happy when we reach a certain level in life – a level we see others operating at – your boss with her corner office, that friend of a friend who owns a mansion on the beach, etc. Unfortunately, it takes awhile before you get there, and when you get there you'll likely have a new destination in mind. You'll end up spending your whole life working toward something new without ever stopping to enjoy the things you have now. So take a quiet moment every morning when you first awake to appreciate where you are and what you already have.
Gregory J Smith
Gregory J Smith
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30 Things To Start Doing For Yourself. #4 Is Absolutely Vital.
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Marc and Angel are the authors of 1000 Little Things Happy Successful People Do Differently. Here's their amazing list of 30 things to start doing for yourself. If you enjoy this, be sure to visit their website for more inspirational advice and tips for life.
#1. Start spending time with the right people. – These are the people you enjoy, who love and appreciate you, and who encourage you to improve in healthy and exciting ways. They a
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