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Sunday, July 28

Ingredients of Beer

Cyclists

Hilarious but true too πŸ˜„

CEO of a Bank got economists thinking when he said :

A cyclist🚴🏼 is a disaster for the country's economy

- He does not buy the car & does not take car loan

- Does not buy car insurance

- Does not buy Fuel

- Does not send his car for servicing & repairs

- Does not use paid Parking

- Does not become Obese

- Yes,.....and well, damn it !!  Healthy people are not needed for economy. They do not buy drugs. They do not go to Hospitals & Doctors.

They add nothing to country's GDP.

On the contrary, every new McDonald outlet creates at least 30 jobs - 10 Cardiologists, 10 Dentists, 10 weight loss experts apart from people working in McDonald outlet.

Choose wisely:
A Cyclist or a McDonald ?
 
Worth thinking. πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Tuesday, July 23

Friday, July 19

Friends' Advise for Married Happiness!

After the death of his wife an elderly man married a young woman .. 

Now he was spending less time with his friends. His concerned friends enquired if there was a problem.

"I'm to pass time with you but my poor wife gets lonely when I'm away." 

Friends advised him to keep a young tenant at home, your wife will be happy in the company of a younger person.

The elderly man promptly acted on their advise and leased a room in house to a young tenant.

The friends were meeting more often. One day the friends jokingly asked, "How is your wife now?" 

She is not lonely at all, in fact she is happy and *"She is pregnant"*



The friends laughed, as they expected this. "How is the tenant?" they asked.





The man replied very soberly 
*"She is also pregnant* .." 

Never underestimate the *Power of - Senior Citizen* 
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Tuesday, July 16

Cricket World Cup 2019

In this Cricket World Cup we have witnessed:

1. Two Days of a "One Day" match between India and NZ
2. A Six in the final that went rolling on the ground
3. NZ losing the final by "ZERO RUNS" and "ZERO WICKETS"
4. An Irishman lifting the World Cup for England
5. A final decided by a weird rule and bad umpiring
6. First time ever in cricket a team never won a match by runs or wickets but by a rule

Congrats ICC for a great comedy show in the guise of an international cricket competition!

Monday, July 15

Largest Market for Tennis Balls and Rackets!

With due respect and fan following of The two Great Players depicted. :-)

Wednesday, July 3

Tuesday, July 2

Go and Went

Mr. Go and Mr. Went had a date to see a ball game, so, Go knew Went wanted to go, but it depended upon when Went went so Go went to Went to get Went to go but Went told Go to go so Go went. 

After Go went, Went went after Go to tell Go to go not knowing Go went to phone Went not to go when Went went to tell Go to go, and when Go went to let Went know Go wanted Went not to go is not known and that's why Go went without Went and Went went without Go.