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Sunday, July 26

Ultracrepidaria - English to Hindi

British make things needlessly complicated.
A person who gives his opinion and advice on matters outside of one's knowledge or competence is calles Ultracrepidaria. 
But in India they simply call him ch***ya!

Saturday, July 25

How to Check Friends' Video Messages

When your friend sends you a video and you don't trust them...

Thursday, July 23

DIFFERENT HEIGHTS OF...

*Height of Fashion*
```Lungi with a zip.```

*Height of Laziness*
```Asking lift for morning walk.```

*Height of Craziness*
```Get blank paper xeroxed.```

*Height of Honesty*
```Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.```
 
*Height of De-Hydration*
```Cow giving milk powder.```

*Height of Hope*
```A 99 year old woman going for Rs 295/- recharge to get lifetime incoming.```

*Height of Stupidity*
```Looking through key hole of a glass door.```

*Height of Suicide Attempt*
```A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.```

*Height of Friendship*
```It's when your friend runs away with your wife; and you are really worried for your friend!```

*Height of Attitude*
```A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him.```
_*Please do not make noise by dropping coins! Use Currency Notes.*_

*AND*

*THE ULTIMATE ONE*

*Height Of Work Pressure*
```An employee opens his Tiffin Box on the road side to see, whether he is going to office or coming back from office.```

No Parking

Boy parks his bicycle near the Legislature building.
Police Constable stops him.

Friday, July 17

Thursday, July 16

Twitter Security Hack

@jack tweeted
"Tough day for us at Twitter. We all feel terrible this happened. We're diagnosing and will share everything we can when we have a more complete understanding of exactly what happened. "
"to our teammates working hard to make this right."

Tuesday, July 14

Mom's Name

What's your Mom's name?
My dad calls her Darling!

Wednesday, July 8

English Language Quarantine Travel Puns

Quarantine travel puns for lovers of English language.

"Oman, I really can't wait to Rome around."