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Friday, July 31

Girls Bike Number Plate

Girls Bike Number Plate
Thats for sure for boys trailing these hotties!!
Girls Bike Number Plate

Girls Bike Number Plate

Thursday, July 30

Social Distancing SOP

McDonalds ain't messing around with covid pandemic and Social Distancing

 

Keeping up with Current News

Me trying to keep up with Current News about world disasters, civil unrests and potential life-ending viruses

Sunday, July 26

Ultracrepidaria - English to Hindi

British make things needlessly complicated.
A person who gives his opinion and advice on matters outside of one's knowledge or competence is calles Ultracrepidaria. 
But in India they simply call him ch***ya!

Saturday, July 25

How to Check Friends' Video Messages

When your friend sends you a video and you don't trust them...

Thursday, July 23

DIFFERENT HEIGHTS OF...

*Height of Fashion*
```Lungi with a zip.```

*Height of Laziness*
```Asking lift for morning walk.```

*Height of Craziness*
```Get blank paper xeroxed.```

*Height of Honesty*
```Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.```
 
*Height of De-Hydration*
```Cow giving milk powder.```

*Height of Hope*
```A 99 year old woman going for Rs 295/- recharge to get lifetime incoming.```

*Height of Stupidity*
```Looking through key hole of a glass door.```

*Height of Suicide Attempt*
```A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.```

*Height of Friendship*
```It's when your friend runs away with your wife; and you are really worried for your friend!```

*Height of Attitude*
```A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him.```
_*Please do not make noise by dropping coins! Use Currency Notes.*_

*AND*

*THE ULTIMATE ONE*

*Height Of Work Pressure*
```An employee opens his Tiffin Box on the road side to see, whether he is going to office or coming back from office.```

No Parking

Boy parks his bicycle near the Legislature building.
Police Constable stops him.

Friday, July 17