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Monday, February 1

Life lessons from Snowman

Snowman
 
Looking for some life lessons? Check out this piece entitled:
 
All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Snowman
 
1. It's OK if you're a little bottom heavy.
 
2. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
 
3. Wearing white is always appropriate.
 
4. Winter is the best of the four seasons.
 
5. It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
 
6. There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.
 
7. The key to life is to have a jolly, happy soul.
 
8. You know you've made it when they write a song about you.
 
9. There's no stopping once you're on a roll.
 
10. Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!

Sunday, January 31

Advantages of a Hypocrite

"the best part being an Hypocrite is You can still denounce Hypocrisy".

Friday, January 29

Sign of a Genius

Zoom online class student 'Reconnecting', already a born genius :-)

Wednesday, January 27

Apple Of Men

You know Apple is run by men...
When they call it an iPhone 6+ 
And it's only 5.5inches.

Tuesday, January 26

Motivational Quotes are like...

Motivational Quotes are like...
..
Very moving at that instant but Don't Last Long 
And you seek more!

Wednesday, January 20

Plasma TV Advice at European Supermarket Ayia Napa

Durex Ad Sign at P&M Supermarket Europe
'A baby is never a, Surprise, or, Mistake! You had s*x without a condom. What did you expect? A Plasma TV!?'

Saturday, January 16