Sometimes bad English can be a life saver .... 😀😅🤣
One evening on the outskirts of London, a millionaire Englishman was walking with his dog when suddenly a Pakistani came out of the bushes and fired three shots and killed his dog.
Surprised and shocked, the Englishman said: "Why did you do that ?"
Pakistani: *"Your wife gave me 5000 Euros and said Kill the son of a bitch"*.
There were tears in the eyes of the Englishman and he hugged the Pakistani and said: *"I will never forget the kindness of your English teacher for the rest of my life!"*