Dad for Life

No recall vote for Impeachment, 

Father's constitution is written for Life (with help from mother) 

;-)

Happy Father's Day

the first teacher 

the best Papa / Bapu / Abba / Dad

Happy Father's Day

New Boyfriend's Jet

My Ex was over the cloud with the new Man in her life.

"He said he had a Private Jet"

Ecstasy

Back and forth. . . in and out. . .in and out . . .a little to the right. . . a little to the left . . . she could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . between her breasts. . .

and, trickling down the small of her back. . . she was getting near to the end.

He was in ecstasy. . .

with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved. . .

forwards then backwards. . .

forward then backward. . .

again. . .

and again. . .

her heart was pounding now. . .

her face was flushed . . .

she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . .

finally . . .

totally exhausted . . .

she let out a piercing scream . . . . .

"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park.  You do it!"

Suez Canal Navigator

The Captain driving on road back from Suez Canal ship duty.

Income Tax Declaration

new declaration of immovable property in Income Tax return.

Aged Love to Perfection

Love each other to perfection ;-)

ID ten T Error

As we oldies know, sometimes we have  trouble with our computers. 

Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called Raaju, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

Raaju clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.' 

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Raaju grinned, 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?' 

'No,' I replied. 

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down:

ID10T

 I used to like Raaju, but 

 not anymore.🤔😁