Sunday, April 21

Retired Colonel gets Married

After retirement, Colonel married a young 25 year old woman.

Now he was spending less time with his friends. His concerned friends enquired if there was a problem.

 The Colonel said: "I'm eager to pass time with you all, but my young wife gets lonely when I'm away."

His friends advised him: "Keep a young tenant at home, your wife will be happy in the company of a younger person."

Colonel promptly acted on their advise and leased a room in his big house to a young tenant.

Now the friends were meeting more often. One day the friends jokingly asked: "How is your wife now?"

Colonel replied: "She is not lonely at all, she is happy and in fact, she is now pregnant!"

The friends laughed, as they expected this. They asked: "And how is the tenant?" 

Colonel Sahab replied very soberly: "She is also pregnant."

_Never underestimate  a Veteran_ 😅

Wednesday, March 6

Seniors' Daily Humor

Hilarious! 🤣
1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means, "Don't spill it."
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
13. I run like the winded.
14. I hate when a couple argues in public if I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
20. Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.
(Source unknown)

Wednesday, February 14

Valentine Surprise

Surprise your girlfriend on valentine's day, by introducing her to your wife...

Message by Coffins n Cremations 

Monday, December 18

Car Security

This guy really fooled the storms and hurricanes with this Car Security idea during rain and storms.

Tuesday, August 1

Sense of Duty or Responsibility

CEO of large company was talking to his management team about the sense of responsibility...

He asked a question... "Please tell me..., to spend my life with my wife is my duty or responsibility?"

Pin drop silence in the meeting... but after a few minutes, a young officer said... "Sir, it is your duty".

Why ? asked the CEO.

Wednesday, June 28

Her Diet Plan

Her tshirt says it all when people ask her about her diet plans!!

Saturday, June 24

Wednesday, June 21

Drunks Are Most Alert Persons

Drunk men are the most alert and diligently follow road rules while crossing roads. 
They are best security of a liquor bottle.

Sunday, June 18

Columbus

Columbus, real name, Cristoforo Colombo, died in 1505 at the age of 55. He was such a monster that the king and queen of Spain refused to invite him to the kingdom after his voyage to the Americas because of how evil he was during his financed expedition. 
Word spread fast about how he and his men raped and tortured and murdered the indigenous people in the Caribbean islands. 
He became a pariah. 

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