Monday, July 12

Words of The Joker

In the movie, The Joker has some of the most powerful dialogues that will always be worth remembering.

1 - "I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy."

2 - "My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose, to bring laughter and joy to the world."

 3 - " You're the only one that's ever been nice to me."

4 - "All I have are negative thoughts."

5 - "I thought it was going to bother me, but it really hasn't."

6 - "I just don't want to feel so bad anymore."

7 - "When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?"

8 - "The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't."

9 - "Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?"

10 - "Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody's civil anymore! Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy."

11 - " I mean, don't you have to be funny to be a comedian?"

12- "For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice."

13 - "I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital."

14 - "Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy. If it was me dying on the sidewalk, you'd walk right over me. I pass you everyday and you don't notice me!"

15 - "I know it seems strange, I don't meant make you uncomfortable, I don't know why everyone is so rude, I don't know why you are; I don't want anything from you. Maybe a little warmth, maybe a hug dad, may be a bit of common decency!"

Sunday, July 4

Clever or Demeaning Advertising

Is it the cleverest advertising for travel to Agra, India to see Taj Mahal?

Pawn Shop

When there are too many genders 
and ,
You want to be clear ....
- Dick Owner 

Wednesday, June 30

Learner Devil

When women decide to take revenge, 
Even the Devil sits to learn!

Sunday, June 27

English Vagaries

Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!😀😀😀

- Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

-Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

- How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

- If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?

- If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

- How do you get off a non-stop Flight?

- Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

- Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?

- Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

- Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?

- How come Noses run and Feet smell?

- Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

- What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

We can never find the answers, can we?

So just enjoy the pun and fun of the English language!!

Friday, June 25

Liberal Leftists' Rightist Son

I asked my friend's son what he wanted to be when he grows up. He said he wanted to be Prime Minister some day.

Both of his parents, LIBERAL LEFTISTS, were standing there, so I asked him, 'If you were Prime Minister, what would be the first thing you would do?'

He replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' His parents beamed with pride.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told him. 'But you don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you Rs.500. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the same 500 rupee note for food and new set of clothes .'

He thought that over for a few seconds, then he looked me straight in the eyes and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him Rs.500?'

I said, 'Welcome to the RIGHTIST fold.'

His parents still aren't speaking to me.

(Author Unknown)

Dedicated to all those who think distributing freebies is kindness.

Tuesday, June 22

Late for Appointment at Gynecologist

A gynecologist waits on his last patient, who does not arrive.

After an hour, he makes a gin and tonic to relax.  After he settles into an armchair to read the newspaper, he hears the doorbell ring.

It's the patient, who arrives all embarrassed and apologizes for the delay.

"It doesn't matter," answers the doctor.  "Look, I was having a gin and tonic while waiting. Do you want one to help you relax?"

"I accept, thanks!" She answers.  

He gives her a drink, sits down in front of her and they start talking. Suddenly someone is heard opening the entrance office door.

The doctor looks worried, gets up and says: 
"My wife! Quick, take off your clothes and spread your legs, otherwise she might think there is some nonsense going on!"

😋😂😉😀

Monday, June 21

Today's School

They Said No Phone Inside the School
Today School is Inside the Phone

Dad for Life

No recall vote for Impeachment, 
Father's constitution is written for Life (with help from mother) 
;-)

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